Broken News
Mumbai, January 30, 2009

Not a good time to be a 'Raju'

In a direct attack at India’s Laughter Index, Raju Shrivastava was found murdered at his Oshiwara residence in suburban Andheri on Thursday night.

In the press conference, the DGP of Mumbai police dictated “Raju’s naked dead body was found hanging from the fan at his Oshiwara residence. One of the private parts…oh ho…hasiye mat…yes…one of the private parts of Raju had been inserted into another private part of Raju. Also, the chest had been tattooed ‘Now this is funny :)’”

Perhaps trying to live up to the spirit of humor that Raju lived for; an overanxious journalist asked jokingly “Did Raju’s facial expression suggest he was enjoying the situation before his death.” The joke was met with laughter, applause all around. Hats off to Mumbai spirit.

Asked if the murder could have been the mastermind of a jihadi group based out of our neighboring country; the DGP said that they have found a fake Indian passport by the name of ‘Gajjodhar Bhaiya” near the body. Alongside was a note that read “This aint a Pakistani passport, suckers.”

The DGP repeated the spelling of ‘Gajodhar Bhaiya’ five times for the benefit of the journalists.